Bert Smulder

Bert Smulder is a Wum who participated in the Fnakker War. He is responsible for uniting the Blussers, Splenkhakkers, and Wums to fight the Fnakkers. He is also responsible for finding out that bluswater can make splenk expand. He currently lives in the wumhouse. If you listen to Bert's stories you'll get some happiness.