Toekomsthakker (Fortune Teller)

Toekomsthakker is a splenkhakker located in Wondersplenk, specifically in the underground part with Jollyboing. Behind the booth there is Darkroom. Toekomsthakker is fortune teller, they have a magical orb that is used as a tool to predict things in the future. Toekomsthakker can predict your future, give hints about happiness and also lead you to the Darkroom. Each of the options costs Wondersplenk coins.

Happiness hints
There are a total of 31 dialogues regarding your happiness:


 * "I think it's about time you took a really long and soothing bath..."
 * "I'm hungry... Are you hungry? I could eat an entire cake now..."
 * "One of the things that brings out the happiness in us, is expressing ourselves! For example, I express myself by making up what the future holds. ~... Ehh. Did I say making up? I mean...... Nothing. But you, ~ you seem to have much more in store! I can see a true artist in you... An artist, desperately in need of a canvas... I bet you could make a really nice painting."
 * "The people with the small jobs are the ones carrying our society. We should compliment them, every chance we get. I heard there are some wums in the wumhouse that work there every day. And nobody is paying them. I would go there to personally compliment them every day, if I didn't have a job here of course."
 * "We really should respect our elders... Their stories are keeping us educated on how to act in the future. Even if you think history is boring, it's a great feeling to realise that we all agree on what was good and what was bad."
 * "I know the waiting line is ridiculous... But really, the megakrank is an --experience. The first time I went, I came out like a completely different splenkhakker. And by that, I mean... That I was scared the whole ride... And instead of feeling excited, I felt really sick afterwards... But the thing that made me happy in the end, was the feeling that I didn't miss out. It is an experience I share with all the other visitors. I've never felt so close to my surroundings."
 * "Have you ever visited wondersplenk at night? Specifically when everybody is wearing the purple hats with the light bulbs. It's ~magical~!"
 * "There's nothing more rewarding than giving comfort to someone that is scared... Do you know anyone who is scared?"
 * "Having friends makes you happy.... I could really use a friend."
 * Pride makes you happy. Why don't you show off your skills with that gumgumgun of yours to some other wum?"
 * "Learning about history sometimes makes me happy. Sometimes, I even get rewarded with for studying. What a great time to be alive."
 * "Sometimes it takes a quiz to realise how smart you actually are."
 * "Helping out others is the best. I once helped someone starting their business. I had to talk to a lot of people so he could get the space. Wait... That was a blusser that helped me out getting this place. He was amazing. Such a smooth talker, very convincing. I bluffed that I wanted to pay him for his help, but luckily he said that the fulfillment of helping someone was all he needed."
 * "Nothing can connect two people more than wasting some time together. Most of the time, people just want something from you once you start talking to them, you know? I have no interest in connecting with opportunists, looking to make me their -- personal problem solver. It's kinda rude now that I think about it. I try not to talk to strangers too much for that reason. But every once in a while, you get to listen to the waves, maybe blow some bubbles together. Simply appreciating the world around us."
 * "Just knowing that you are able to get happy is a happy thought... In a way. Those thoughts usually hit me out of nowhere. When I wasn't expecting it at all... I also... see a wum with a green hat... And a beard...... And a projector."
 * "What if we could see what the universe looks like? Even if it's just a small representation of it... Just, having a taste of what could be out there. That would get me really excited... Sometimes I feel like I was born too early... Nobody seems to be into that kind of stuff now. Or for all I know I was born thousands of years too late, hehe. I don't know..."
 * "They say the Topdrop goes so fast, that people get stretched out a a little during the drop. Apparently, you leave the ride just a little bit taller than the way you entered. That's pretty cool, right?"
 * "I once beat the world record of jollyboing. It felt great."
 * "Do you know anyone who has big ambitions, but you don't really expect it from them? Because they don't talk that much? Or they just aren't that convincing when they speak? Or perhaps everything they say gets interpreted the wrong way... People will always unrightfully disagree with them. But maybe one day they will succeed, and everyone else will realise how good their intentions were all the time... I have so much respect for people that don't give up."
 * "Imagine you messed up really bad. You get caught and you get punished. You are at the worst moment in your entire life. Then, a stranger comes along, and somehow you share a laugh together. That would really motivate me to be better..."
 * "It is amazing to see how much a compliment can change someone's day. There are so many people, spending hours upon hours doing the thing they love, while nobody ever commends it. I once met some wum that was obsessed with making fishing hooks. I tried really hard to compliment him, but he was so incredibly difficult to talk to. It's like he's trying to escape the conversation, but then he just stands there staring at you."
 * "Sometimes I just want to feel like I'm ---part of 'the gang'. If you know what I mean. Even if it's not something I want to be doing or even something I don't truly support... Like... Working in a factory. A super heavy and oftenly overlooked job, but you're in it together with the others.Everybody understands the struggle and everyone respects it. That's a feeling you share with everyone there. And that helps you pull through."
 * "It is great to help others and all, but sometimes it should be all about you. I mean... Sometimes, the whole crowd should acknowledge that it's --@all -about -you. You and your... great ideas! I have great ideas for wondersplenk, but we don't really have a council here..."
 * "I just LOVE music. Music makes me so happy! If there was anything I could do to, to spread music with everyone, I would make it my mission."
 * "I sometimes dream about going onto an adventure with someone. With like a sidekick. My own buddy that supports me no matter what. And then at the end of the adventure, we look back and realise what a great time we had. I always wake up smiling."
 * "I heard there are filmstrips spread around that display wonderful stories. Apparently, some wums use their collections of filmstrips to display their incredible knowledge.... Well, they sure are happy to brag about their collections."
 * "Befriending your arch enemy. Not sure what would make me happier... Defeating an enemy or befriending one... You know, if you're ever going to befriend an enemy, there's one thing everybody has in common... Everybody likes food. Imagine seeing your arch enemy walking down the street, but he smells delicious. You just want to be around him. That would be a conflicting situation..."
 * "One of the best ways to communicate is by writing. And therefore, learning how to read is extremely rewarding. It usually seems really overwhelming with symbols you've never seen before. But sometimes it's not all that hard to guess what they mean..."
 * "Imagine we could find the most disgusting food you've ever seen, and still turn it into something delicious. Eh. Maybe that's not so magical. Frying usually does the trick."
 * "I know the splenkhakker that designed the topdrop. I remember he worked really hard on the blueprint, but it got rejected. It was around the time when the wums tried to get involved here. Some of those wums told him that he had no vision and that he should probably go away and become a blusser. Then the wums tried to convince everyone to build a Giant Wheel instead. But then, the splenkhakker just started building the topdrop by himself. And naturally the other splenkhakkers jumped in. And look at it now! The topdrop is incredible! I know things go a bit differently outside of wondersplenk, so just imagine... A that built a special attraction for others to see. Then, due to something he can't control, he loses his business. You feel the disappointment when you walk around the abandoned place. Then later, you return, and somehow, the attraction was saved! Seeing someone get up after falling... Just thinking about that brings a smile to my face."
 * "Have you ever been given a gift by a stranger, and then forgot to really express your grattitude? One time I received a smakmoffel from an adventurous blusser, completely out of the blue. I was too dumbfounded to say anything. The blusser was already lost in the crowd by the time I ate the smakmoffel. It was the best thing I've ever tasted. I still think about it at night. I would be so happy to meet up with that blusser one day, and have a chance to say that I enjoyed it as much as I did."